who do we think we are!?
we are a spaz, an artist, a laugh riot, and a yesman. we’ll let you decide who’s who.
here’s just a handful o’ things…you guessed it, about us.
* words with “oo” in the middle of them make us laugh.
* we are san diego natives.
* our kid is gonna drink your milkshake.
* one time, in mexico, rain ate the sun. at least she thought she did. it turned out to be salsa.
* never let april try to tell you a story. trust us.
* we love all 3 star wars movies. that’s right, there are only 3, and one cool bonus fight scene with kim’s favorite character… darth maul.
* david surfs. kim gives him crap because he’s a longboarder.
* rain can do awesome impressions of her grandma.
* we love to travel. if you’re having a destination wedding, we want to go to there.
* fish tacos rule!
* kim is deathly afraid of sharks but loves to watch shark week.
* we ARE ready for some football!
* april’s jokes are far from 100 percent awe and then some
* rain gives the cpu on madden beatdowns that rival a ninja’s fury.
* every one of us without a Y chromosome is extremely loud.
* we do not train to be merciful here.
* i don’t know what we’re yelling about!
* we like chalkboards. whiteboards are for sissies.
* things we love…hawaii, disneyland in december, dogs, the beach, and my good friend Baxter here.
* david is a bit of a low-talker, but he really does speak. we’ve heard him.
* april doesn’t drink, but you’d never know it by the voicemails she leaves.
* rain loves to swim and her cannon ball makes freakishly large splashes.
* kim’s recipe for a good movie… explosions, explosions, and car chases that end in explosions.
* our math shows that the bird is equal to, or greater than, the word.
* we’re fluent in movie quotes and sarcasm.
* david was an olympic pocket dialer.
* fact: bears. beets. battlestar galactica.
* april was not born in april. or was she?
* rain was born while it was raining.
* we love almost every kind of music. almost.
* we haven’t proven it yet, but we think kim may be a robot.
* david loves to fly. kim does not.
* rain holds the world record for number of teeth lost in one year with 83.
* if you don’t love everything by disney and pixar, april will fight you.
* we think YOU are what willis was talkin’ bout.
* kim has a summer home on robot pirate island.
* you wouldn’t know it by looking at him, but david can run really fast.
* we still love “that’s what she said” jokes.
* it is impossible to offend us. it’s as if we were abandoned as babies and raised by a nomadic tribe of truckers and sailors.